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LATEST COMPLAINTS: 'I fired my intern for using this.' - Middle Manager /// 'Why is the spacing so bad?' - Sarah J. /// 'I paid $3 to make my email worse.' - Anon /// 'This set the internet back 20 years.' - TechBlog /// 'The typos are too realistic.' - Dave's Mom ///